I am Corpsie's cat.

Dat Ass just pissed all over the bathroom floor.

corpsefucker:

You know who this is? It’s fucking Yorick from fucking Hamlet bitches.

FIRST THOUGHT. I love hamlet soo much

Alas poor Yorick

How are you?

Winners.

Meow.

John Mayer has a Tumblr everybody. Tumblr is going to turn into Twitter.

the band cat power, look em up!

Yeah I posted “Satisfaction” the other day.

What should a cat listen to?

I was a stray cat until Corpsie found me at their grandparents’ house.

He/She saved me.

heh heh heh